Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
homestuck drag game!
IT TOOK ME LONGER THAN I SHOULD HAVE
"Kissing! With me. The thing you don’t know how to do. I am offering to contribute my time into teaching you how to kiss by kissing you because practice makes perfect; do you want to touch this gloriously poetic orifice on my face with your own chapped lips or not, because if you’re going to kiss any skirt around town you might as well learn from the kissing master first before going in full-throttle with any lovely lady that happens to catch your attention"
"But that’s… I’m not… you know."
"Dude, in case you haven’t realized you aren’t really my type, either. It’s just kissing, it doesn’t mean anything, Jesus Christ."
in which john is awkward and nervous about girls and dave figures he might as well teach the poor guy a few pointers before he just up and embarrasses himself.
it gets out of hand.
How to hit high notes…
i just snorted pop into my nose wtf
I played the video and before it even started I saw the balloon and started crying
and their singing lux aurumque
the guy on the left looks so concerned
me and dan-mcneely has this inside joke of bara suff dad being the worlds nicest dad but he just yells about everything and every one is very scared of him but afraid to make him sad at the same time.
OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING
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Artist: Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, and Kris Kristofferson (The Highwaymen)
Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie
this is a real country song that played at work today
I live in Texas and the sad fact of the matter is that my carpool driver (a 17 year old male, also born and raised in Texas) played this almost every morning on the way to school last year. It exists. I swear.
i feel like this is really important
¿¿fetch and personality??? or whatever SWAP
…im 2 lazy to make moar
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD
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Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E
james sounds so fuckin offended like omf
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